Chuck Norris Jokes

A List:

• Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris lost both legs in an accident and walked it off. 
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice
• MC hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this
• There's no such thing as evolution, Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
• Chuck Norris vacationed at the Virgin Islands. Now they're just known as The Islands.
• Every time Chuck Norris hears the term "Virgin Mary," he chuckles to himself.
• Chuck Norris played 18 holes of golf and scored 14.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
  
• Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
• Chuck Norris wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.

 

And here is a youtube video of Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris!